[You need to read this with one of those foreign female sales voices ringing in your head. Imagine the Barbie Tour Guide in Toy Story]
Are you sitting down? Good. This will work much better if you just stay right where you are. Actually, do you have a more comfortable chair in the house? You have a Lazy-boy. Fantastic. Could you perhaps move over and take a seat on your Lazy-boy? Great. Comfortable? Okay...we're on our way.

Welcome to the new PAS2000. PAS stands for Prosperity Automated System which is what I would like to demonstrate for you now. The benefits of PAS are obvious. You'll never need to work another day in your whole entire life. That's right, not one single day.

As you sit and enjoy the latest DVD's on your new Plasma TV you'll thank your lucky stars that you decided to invest in your own personal PAS. While you rest or play, PAS is working hard to bring you all the riches you ever dreamt about. Turn it on once, then sit back and enjoy the rewards.

What's more, we include a 21-day satisfaction guarantee. That's right, if your not wealthy within 21 days we'll give you your money back, and you still get to keep the free steak knives.

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